[Chevelle-list] Chevelle-list Digest, Vol 52, Issue 8

[Rick Schaefer]

On 11/6/07, Jason Fiegel <jaybird1 at elknet.net> wrote:
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>  you notice this always happens right after we get the monthly reminder?
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> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* Bill Lessenberry <wolberry at sbcglobal.net>
> *To:* The Chevelle Mailing List <chevelle-list at chevelles.net>
> *Sent:* Tuesday, November 06, 2007 1:58 PM
> *Subject:* Re: [Chevelle-list] Chevelle-list Digest, Vol 52, Issue 8
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> At 01:42 PM 11/6/2007, you wrote:
> PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE E-MAILS; TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST.  THANK YOU.
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> Ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy!!!  Haven't had one of these in a
> looooooong time!!!  Here ya' go dude, the Official Get Off The List
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-- 
Rick Schaefer
72 TPI El Camino
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