[Chevelle-list] Chevelle-list Digest, Vol 52, Issue 8

[Bill Lessenberry]

At 01:42 PM 11/6/2007, you wrote:
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE E-MAILS; TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST.  THANK YOU.

Ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy,ohboy!!!  Haven't had one of these in a 
looooooong time!!!  Here ya' go dude, the Official Get Off The List 
Instructions, Chapter One

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Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the unit from the 
Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug
Administration in Washington D.C. USA.
Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its 
accompanying mesh safety bag.
Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring 
Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted 
at a 66 degree angle and
properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved section of the 
Pyrex thistle tube.
Place the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the 
posture cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip.
Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it 
seated correctly.
Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber.
The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional
digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation.
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service chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced
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above sea level to insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen 
level and barometric pressure.
Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the 
parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and
apply pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most section of the 
modular accelerator.
Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the 
heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position has been obtained
when the green light begins to flash, signifying that the red light 
is about to go off.
Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch labeled "ON/OFF" to 
the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging on to
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Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt.
Once prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you 
wish to take and then press the pressure release
button and turn off the compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters
per minute.
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escape and tab simultaneously.
Press enter. You will have one second to complete the procedure.
If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new
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