[Chevelle-list] Why men never get published in Dear Abby

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Dale McIntosh
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From: chevelle-list-bounces at chevelles.net
[mailto:chevelle-list-bounces at chevelles.net] On Behalf Of Karl Groves
Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:08 PM
To: 'The Chevelle Mailing List'
Subject: [Chevelle-list] Why men never get published in Dear Abby

I figured you guys might get a kick out of this:

Letter to Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
 
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.
 
The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
 
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
 
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.
 
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.
 
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the rocker covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
 
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Karl Groves
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http://www.karlcore.com 

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