[Chevelle-list] California Redneck

[Larry Williams]

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

Larry


rmpvsp at earthlink.net wrote:
> You know you're from California if: 
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> 1.  Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 
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> 2.  You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 
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> 3.  You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 
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> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 
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> 5.  You can't remember . . Is pot illegal? 
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> 6.  You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 
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> 7.  You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 
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> 8.  You can't remember . .. . Is pot  illegal? 
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> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 
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> 10.  Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the  U.S. 
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> 11.  Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks  wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 
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> 12.  Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 
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> 13.  You can't remember . .. .is pot  illegal? 
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> 14.  It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." 
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> 15  You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 
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> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 
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> 17.  HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 
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> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons. 
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> 19. The Terminator is your Governor. 
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> 20.  If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you  one.
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