[Chevelle-list] Chevelle-list Digest, Vol 42, Issue 19

[Michael Pell]

> This is getting to be quite comical! Reminds me of an Abbott And 
> Costello routine....
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> Move it where?
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> REmove me!
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> Ok, Ok, Unsubscribe me from this list.
> The list?
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> When did I subscribe you in the first place?
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> Why not?!
> Because YOU have to do it.
> I do?
> Yes you do.
> How would I know THAT?
> From the 8,000 emails per week that get generated from this same 
> question.
> Oh, but I don't read them.
> Obviously. See here: 
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Jim Sullivan wrote:

> I get such a laugh out of this no matter how many times I have seen it.
>  
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>     *Cc:* Nova1093 at cs.com <mailto:Nova1093 at cs.com>
>     *Sent:* Sunday, January 14, 2007 9:50 PM
>     *Subject:* Re: [Chevelle-list] Chevelle-list Digest, Vol 42, Issue 19
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